馬克·吐溫的十大幽默金句

• “Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
• “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
• “The secret of getting ahead is getting started.”
• “Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.”
• “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
• “The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.”
• “Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
• “Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
• “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
• “The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.”